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May 2, 2008

Hi everyone. Due to an upgrade in windows I have limited access to update. Here is a recent picture I did with Pastels. Also I will upload some more once I have them scanned and put on a disc. Till next time.....

http://www.pintprice.com/

11-18-07

Well we went back to Frisco again last weekend to see the Raiders, and unfortunately they forgot to show up.

But, other than that Frisco as usual was very good. A.J. got to come this time and all had a great time.

We had a great steak crepe at this joint on the way home from our hangout o'reillys!

This crazy bastard painting.

10-28-07

Well its official, as of 10-13-2007 I am officially a B.O.M.A. certified Engineer. What does this mean? Well, think of it as the same thing as a lawyer goes threw, years of school and at the end you have to go threw the BAR. Well except for the fact that allot of people think lawyers are scum bags, I help people be more comfortable and make sure everything works correctly. The big thing is, not only does it show that the 4 years of school sunk in, it means I am making B.O.M.A. wages i.e. as of NOV 1st 32.86 an hour.

Why am I reveling in this? To be a dick? to rub it in the face of the guy that makes minimum wage? to possibly show someone from my past he can stick his high school, nasty piece of crap attitude up his arse? Well no, I am not trying to be a Johnson, I used to make minimum wage, then I worked up to management, which in my opinion sucks, long hours thankless weeks, months, years (Oh ya, they say "You are doing a great job!" and maybe up your pay, but for the most part you are referred to as the idiot that isn't running it right, whilst you boss talks shit behind your back and makes it look like you are the problem! But hey what are friends for). No that's not why I tell you. For those of you who think Unions suck, or think what good is a union anyway, or don't even know what a union is, all I can tell you is open the door for big brother, because you are the first to evolve in that horrible world.

Nope, I tell this to all of you who did not get a free ticket to college from mommy and daddy. I say it to all of you who are sitting there right now (Like anyone is reading this!) that are saying to themselves "What the hell can I do to make money?!" Union is the answer people, well that and school, school school, school! It pays off people. Oh it sucks when you know you have to go to school after work, and what you could be doing instead that night, but in the end, when the green rolls in, you will hold your head high and know why you went. And without union, you will be screwed over your whole life! Please believe me, the union is not the same as you might perceive and it is the only thing that will save this country. You see, lots of people think the union is out there to rape owners and businesses, when the only thing they want is to let people live. Hey its not my business what these people do once they get rich, but when the working man isn't even able to live check to check while the rich live in 30 room mansions, what is wrong with this picture? Do they really deserve this just because they invented something or got lucky and started a business that took off? Maybe, but least they remember were they came from. And for the ones that that were born rich? Well some are good and give to charity and feel for the less fortunate, but not enough to make sure our great country, our great nation stays strong and free of poverty, hunger, people wandering the streets that are mentally ill, and children without the simplest of amenities! The ones that don't have good souls end up like Brittany Spears or Lindsey Lohan. And what is the nature of all human beings? To simply try to scramble to fix it after it gets to the point of extinction! People, they are corralling us all up and we are excepting it! Gas prices go up 2 down 1 up 2 down 1 and we accept it!

But I digress! Mine is just like all the other rambling idiots out there. You see I can yell as loud as I want, show you all the facts and give you all the proof, and just like a smoker that comes to and tells you that you now have cancer from smoking, you will not believe it until it walks right up to you and says "Here is your ration for the week Mr. Smith!"

So, all I can say is this, enjoy your freedom, your life, your world every single day while you have it because the life we all know is soon going to go down an unpaved road and unless we as a country open our eyes, we will all be in a cage together!

Goodnight.

10-15-07

Okay, so just mere days ago I turned 40. The week before on the 2nd of October I officially turned out as a journeyman Engineer, in fact Saturday the 29th of September I went to my graduation, and must say it was a proud moment, even possibly better than graduation high school, of course that came with the end of 12 years of school and this was the end of 4years of 2 nights a week of school, but the out come was much more rewarding as I now have a job paying not only $32.oo an hour but $5.00 an hour on top of that for my pension. When I retire I will be making well over 8 grand a month.

Anyway the day I turned out was very eventful as I hade a B-B-Q to attend (As I am the B-B-Q master!) for the Annual Robert Fox college fund. It was a good long day and let me tell you I think I slept the entire next day!

So Friday morning I wake at 3:30 A.M. and head to Vegas for the yearly Engineer B-B-Q they hold there. We stay at the Hilton that Barry Manilow is staying in

Were I might ad I did not see him! However about June I swear I saw my old Bi-Polar boss from Texas staying. I just couldn't tell if it was him. Anyway we won about $300.00 and spent about that so it was good. All in all its been a great month so far, however I just took my last B.O.M.A. Saturday. That means some better money. Well that's all for now folks.....

09-14-07

Hello out there in Matrix land!

Well its been six long months since I last posted to our site, and since I still haven't figured out how to get more people to come to our site, I'm sure no one has missed my blogs!

Okay then, first things first. Previously on thebeerguys.com

Crazy lady that lived below me-officially gone!

One Saturday night she decided to go on a drinking binge(I didn't know she even drank, I thought it was just medication!) and at about 11:45p.m. started to slam every wall cupboard and window she could. My wife finally went to bed at 12:15 a.m. cause she couldn't stand the noise anymore. Well at 6 A.M. in the morning she decided to call the cops because of the horrible noise coming from our apartment.

We sleep around a corner and to the back, so needless to say we never heard the cop knock, on top of the fact my sister in law was there to greet the cops and tell them about the poor nutty women and the previous times she lost it. well they carted her away on a gurney for one reason or another and that was the last time I ever heard from her.

Well a few weeks later her son came to move all her stuff out, and happened to see me taking the trash out. On my way back up to my apartment he called out and ask if I was the guy that "Live above my momma?" I said yes and so he then says "You know she had a shit load of stuff she said about you!" and I says "Ya, I know!" (Meaning I know she did, but of course I didn't do any of it0 Well apparently, even though I know this guy knows his momma is nuts has already made up his mind about me and says "After I move my mommas stuff out, well be talking!" At this point I just don't say another word to this guy and go upstairs to my apartment, he of corse walked a few steps up so he could take a physical look at my apartment, so as to intimidate me(Moroon!) and that's the last I ever heard of the old woman that lived below me.....

gotta go home more later.......

03-13-07

Okay lets play separated at birth.........

For god's sake, anybody reading, send me a separated at birth request......

03-13-07

Hi all.

Well it has been a whirlwind of a 4 years, and about June I will be a Journeyman.

I make great money (Yes, I am bragging as I don't have a business of my own that I lost!) and a great job and I have an outstanding Pension.

Anyhow I have a little link that I want to share and a few pics.

Guinness Book of World Records.

Enjoy the pics.

02-2-07

Hello all. After lying about a post after super bowl Sunday, I have returned to do so!

First off, I'm going to post above my pics here as I feel that when checking my page someone will think there is no update!

That being said here we go.......a lot has happened since my last update.

Well as I said the Colts came out triumphant! And Rex was Gross man!

First of all I had this TV A very nice 46" big screen that I was fortunate to pic up at a silent auction that my land lady turned me onto kind of by mistake for $350.00. It was a Sony model and it worked very well!

But I decided to sell it to my buddy Gerry for $350.00 and pick up this, a beautiful 72" HDTV, DLP, LCD backlit Mitsubishi model on sale for $1.400.00 at Fry's. It had the HDMI connectors and let me tell you, this is the most crystal clear picture I have ever seen. I recommend the HDMI connector, though these are expensive it is worth the picture you get. I also got an up conversion DVD as they call them, for $40.00 and with the HDMI connector the picture is crystal clear, some say its a rip-off I say Nay Nay!

Mitsubishi, by the way, while not a great fighter at the end of WW2, is a tried and true TV. I had one before and the only problem I had with it was it just got to be 15 years old, and finally unfixable

Okay, let me tell you about the next thing. I'm not sure if I have mentioned before in my blog, but the lady that lives under me, (I'd say she is in her 70 thru 80's) is completely frigging nuts. And for some reason she hates my guts, to the point she would yank them from my belly button and stomp on them! Now, my wife say's she just hates men period, and I'm convinced after talking with other people in the complex, however I have the unfortunate luck of living right above her!

So I'm off work on Presidents day, and for some reason this lady already swears I don't work at all and stay home everyday making noise. So I wake up Monday morning at like 11:00 am (I decided to sleep in) and start to do house work, such as vacuuming and dishes and such, when I hear a knock on the door. I turn off the vacuum and look threw the peep hole to see crazy lady on the other end. She starts screaming, "I know your in there!, You need to go to work!, Quit F**king with me! I'm going to call the cops!" Well at this point I go back to vacuuming.

Well, comes a knock again this time the land lady, so I let her in and she says "John, what's going on!?" I look at her quite for a moment and respond " I don't know CC you tell me?"

CC says "She say's you're pounding real hard on the floor?"

I respond "CC, all I've been doing is vacuuming, and cleaning my house for my wife, that's it!"

About this time there comes another knock at the door, to which my land lady feels appropriate to answer for me, with out my permission, and guess what, its the crazy lady! The land lady tells her, "Come in!" Like we are going to have a rational conversation or something! And without my permission at that! She burst in, looks for the first thing she can throw, grabs the hard covered book off my old Sony TV pictured above, and throws it at me, hitting my arm (Luckily!)

Well the land lady now has Saucer eye's as does crazy lady because I am now a Bull Elephant charging her. I extend my trunk arm pushing her out of my house all the while with her screaming "Get your hands off me, get your hands off me!"

Well the land lady is freaking out, I'm starting to call the cop's and long story short, the cops finally arrive at 9:30 PM to take a report, even though I could have thrown her butt in the hoosegow!

More to come later........

SOME GREAT SITES

FILEPLANET

ERNIE'S HOUSE OF WHOOPASS (Adult natured site beware)

LA POSTCARDS (My cousin)

02-2-07

For your entertainment Marilyn Manson

This guy is definitely different....

Well, these people must be making a good living out these scams, I really can't believe anyone would by this shit! Well here is another one I received, I'm not going to contact them, so if you want here is all the info.

remitance5056@aim.com

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM THE FINANCIAL DIRECTOR OF THE CONTRACT SECTION OF THE FEDERAL TRANSPORT AND AVIATION HEADQUARTERS.I AM CONTACTING YOU IN THE INTEREST OF EXECUTING THIS HIGHLY FRUITFUL TRANSACTION TOGETHER. BY VIRTUE OF MY POSITION IN THE MINISTRY, MYSELF AND SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES ARE BENEFICIARIES OF FUNDS IN THE SUM OF $60,000,000.00 (SIXTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

THIS AMOUNT IS PRESENTLY AWAITING OFFSHORE REMITTANCE INTO FOREIGN ACCOUNT, SINCE IT COULD NOT BE PAID HERE DUE TO RESTRICTIONS IMPOSED ON CIVIL SERVANTS REGARDING OWNERSHIP OF FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

THIS AMOUNT IN QUESTION ($60,000,000.00) RESULTED FROM OVER INVOICED/INFLATED BILLS FROM CONTRACT EXECUTED BY A FOREIGN FIRM IN MY MINISTRY TO THE TUNE OF $230,000,000.00 (TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR HAS RECEIVED THE $170,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) DUE TO HIM, WHILE $60,000,000.00 (SIXTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) OVER INVOICED SURPLUS IS NOW FLOATING IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT.

IT IS REGARDING THIS INFLATED AMOUNT THAT I SINCERELY SEEK YOUR ABSOLUTE COOPERATION IN ACCOMODATING THIS $60 MILLION FUND IN YOUR CUSTODY, FOR YOUR PART IN HELPING US, MY COLLEAGUES AND I PROPOSE 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM TO YOU, 65% FOR OURSELVES AND 5% TO SETTLE MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES ON BOTH SIDES.

I ASSURE YOU OF OUR SPEEDY AND SAFE REALISATION OF THIS FRUITFUL TRANSACTION TOGETHER FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT, AND AS A RESULT THIS FRUITFUL DEAL 100% RISK FREE. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THIS SAFE DEAL, PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.

THIS TRANSACTION IS EXPECTED TO BE COMPLETED UNDER FIVE WORKING DAYS WITH YOUR COOPERATION, AS NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE MINISTERIAL DEPARTMENT IN CHARGE OF THE FUND TRANSFER HAS BEEN CONCLUDED, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION, PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

AMOS ADEkOLA

amosadekola@yahoo.ca

Anyway, I've been a little busy with other crap, so tomorrow I will give this a good solid update for all of you people (?) reading.

01-29-07

Howdy all!

Well my fellow geeks, tomorrow is the launch of Windows Vista and it is the answer to world peace! Okay maybe this is a little far fetched, but it may actually bring us into the 20th Century. Soon we may all be riding in little Jetson type cars.

Anyway I finally got my computer back to normal after re-installing Windows XP only to find Vista comes out tomorrow, which sucks only because now I can't re-load all of my games! Why? Because when I load Windows Vista I will have to re-load everything again!

Soon it will be time to fish once again. So, Kahuna will hope to match my Sturgeon of last Summer! It was about 60 pounds and 4' 6" at least, it was heavy. After cleaning it some Chinese lady wanted the head to boil. So I gave it to her, and realized I couldn't fit it in the stupid foam cooler, which of course exploded when my dad thought he would just toss it in. So the nice lady to whom I gave the rolly polly fish head to, was nice enough to give me a plastic bucket. In return I gave her some Sturgeon meat! See we can all get along if we just try.

Well, the Super Bowl is this Sunday, go Colts, since the Raiders are just fine tuning so they can romp there opponent in the Super Bowl next year. So everyone have a nice Super Bowl Sunday and for God's sake don't beat your wife when your team loses!

01-22-07

Well I guess I'm a billionaire! I have to be because I just got my third internet lottery win, take a look.......

Lucky Star Lotteries,
Corporate Headquarters,Maliebaan
38-40, 3581CR.Rotterdam,
The Netherlands.

Dear Sir/Madam:

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lucky Star Lotteries
Winners International programs held on the 28th of December, 2006. Your
e-mail address attached to ticket No: 53435672222 with prize No
32177445/NL drew US$3,000.000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the
draws. You are to receive US$3,000.000.00(Three Million USD)Only.

Please be informed that because of mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask you to
keep your winning information confidential until your fund
(US$3,000.000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited
pay-point bank. This measure must be adhered to in order to avoid the loss
of your cash prizes. Prize-winners of our cash prizes are advised to
adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by
other participants. It's important to note that this draws were conducted
formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot system from
72,000 individual and companies email addresses, hence, the draws are
conducted around the world through our internet based ballot system.

The promotion is sponsored and promoted by Lucky Star Lotteries.We
congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next
draws coming up on the 30th of March 2007: the jackpot winning is US$6
Million .

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 7 working days from
the 28th of January 2007. After this date -all unclaimed cash prize will
be refunded to us and included in our next draws. Lastly, in order to
avoid unnecessary delays/complications with the transfering of your funds
to you,please always remember to quote your Code numbers in all
correspondence to our paying agency(West African Monetary
Agency,Accra-Ghana).

Congratulations once again from all members of Lucky Star Lotteries. Thank
you for being part of our promotional program.

For immediate release of your cash prize to you,please kindly contact our
processing Department with the following information for onward forwarding
to the paying Bank:

(1) Your full name:
(2) State amount won:
(3) Contact Address:
(4) Your winning numbers:
(5) Contact telephones and fax numbers:
(6) Age:
(7) Occupation:

Contact person: Mr. Ray Thompson
West African Monetory Agency.
Claims Processing Department
Email: westafricanmonetoryagency@o2.pl
Email: r_thompson1111@o2.pl
Telephone: +233-20-9155710.

Congratulations once again.
Yours in services,
Scott Federic
(Lottery Coordinator).

So I guess I can do this web thing full time, while on my yacht in the Caribbean's.

Anyway tomorrow I will post my review of Q4.

By the way I must be having a brain fart cause I got an E-mail saying I added an account to my pay-pal and if I disagree I should click the link, which without thinking twice, I did dammit and almost got right back on the virus boat! Okay my internet people watch out for internet viruses and internet scams. Until tomorrow see ya!

01-21-07

Quick update: As pointed out by my Godfather Ullie Wetzler My sight has been claiming 2006 when in fact it is 2007, thank you Godfather

01-21-07

All right people, I have something to say today! While perusing the net, like I do on a daily basis because it is my crack! (Hey admitting it is half the cure!) I came across something on one of my favorite sites www.ehowa.com and I have to post this because quit frankly it pisses me off. Now mind you I think everyone and I mean everyone has a right to there opinion so long as it isn't thrashing people who are sincerely trying to help other people in a good way! Everyone has good intensions even when they think there doing the right thing, but when you cut down my armed forces that are putting up there life to defend my country and/or me and you or the police, sheriffs or anyone there for our protection, then you have officially yanked my cord!

I see it all the time, people talk shit about cops and demand that our troops leave a given country, but these are the first people screaming, when they are being attacked, to call for the help of the cops and/or our armed forces when the Nazi's are attacking! Double standard! Look people, these people may fall into there job or do it on purpose, but the bottom line is they put there life on the line everyday for you, like it or not they are the only defense between you and death!

So read this and know why I am pissed off!

Discount-mats

Please feel free to contact these people and let them know how you feel about this!

contact@discount-mats.com

Thank you!

01-20-07

In an attempt to help the few people reading this site I again show you an E-mail I just received this morning. People remember there is no such thing as a free lunch! Notice the official looking copyright at the bottom!

Again this is a simply a scam people, and believe it or not people actually fall for this.

MEGA JACK POT GET IT NOW (TICKET NO: NK/4092/017/82).

ONCE LOTERIA

AWARD/PROMOTIONAL DEPARTMENT.
MADRID . SPAIN .
http://www.loteria.com/once.php

EMAIL-LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTIONAL PROGRAMME

Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you that your EMAIL ADDRESSE has been selected as one of the 38 lucky winners in the email lottery programme conducted by the ONCE LOTERIA on the 30th of November, 2006.

The late release of this result was due to difficulties encountered in sorting out mixed up numbers and email addresses. All 38 winning addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 900,000,000 international and individual/companies E-mail addresses. Your email address emerged alongside with 38 others as a category "6" winner in this year's once loteria award Draw.

HOW WAS THE SELECTION DONE?

Most recently the foundation set up the NEW HOPE LOTTERY to give out prizes based on the computer balloting system (THEREFORE YOU DO NOT NEED TO BUY A TICKET TO ENTER FOR IT.YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS RANDOMLY SELECTED AS A WINNER). As a category " 6" winner, your lucky email addressee was selected by the email computer balloting device, where only email addresses are soughed, from a total number of 900,000,000 international and individual/companies E-mail addresses drawn from all over the globe, only thirty-eight winners emerged in this category.

You winning email addressee has therefore been approved a lump sum payout of 157,894.73 Euro (One hundred and fifty-seven thousand, eight hundred and ninety-four euro, seventy-three cent only) in cash credited to file REF.MG/904/75296832/SP. This from a total cash prize 6.000.000 Euro (Six Million) shared among the international winners in category "6. Below are the particulars attached to your LUCKY WINNING EMAIL?

(i) The file Ref number: MG/904/75296832/SP.
(ii) Result winning numbers: 2-5-0-4-9.
(iii) Email ticket number: NK/4092/017/82.
(iiii) Lotto code number: MAD33964BL.

To immediately claim your prize, contact the claim/paying agent on the telephone number below.

ONCE CASH AGENCY S.L.

===================================
CONTACT PERSON. (MR. ADAMS FERNANDO)

HEAD OFFICE CALLE/ LEGAZPI, 93 28042, MADRID , SPAIN .

TEL: 0034-636-601-762.

CONTACT E-MAIL: oncecashagency@mixmail.com

The above claim agent will assist you in the processing and remittance of your winning prize (funds) to you. Also note that you are to contact and process your winning prize not later than one week, after this date if you do not contact and process your winning prize, all funds will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed.

N.B: Terms and conditions to claim your prize:
***********************************************************
1. Please quote your Reference number, your full name and address, Country, Telephone, mobile, fax number and occupation to your claim agent.

2. Your winning prize is not DEDUCTABLE until it has been fully processed, approved and transferred to your designated account of your choice.

3. You the beneficiary of the winning email would be responsible for the VETT/APPROVAL DOCUMENT CHARGES (FEES) of your lucky WINNING EMAIL ADDRESSE to your real NAMES.

For proper verification on your lucky winning email prize, you are to visit our online website page ( http://www.loteria.com/once.php ) and indicate the date this email lottery programme draw of the ONCE LOTERIA was held [30th(dia) -11(mes)- 2006(Ano) Premio] and there you will find your result winning number( 2-5-0-4-9 ). Please verify your informations on the website page before contacting your claims agent.

Once again on behalf of all our staff, CONGRATULATIONS!!! . This promotion programme is sponsored by ONCE LOTERIA TO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF INTERNET. All informations have to be kept out of public until your winning prize of (157,894.73 Euro) has been processed fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank; this is to avoid double claim and unwarranted abuse of the programme by some participants.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Hellen Antonio.
Promotions Manager
Once Loteria.

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This e-mail transmission contains information that is confidential and may be privileged. It is intended only for the addressee(s) named above.
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REPLY TO: oncecashagency@mixmail.com AND CALL MR. ADAMS FERNANDO ON 0034-636-601-762. FOR MORE INFORMATIONS ON HOW YOUR WINNING EMAIL ADDRESSE CAN OBTAIN THE VETTING APPROVAL DOCUMENTS ON YOUR NAME.

Ahora también puedes acceder a tu correo Terra desde el móvil.
Infórmate en www.terra.es/correo.

01-19-07

Well today I went to see a specialist. Nope not a shrink ( Which believe me would have been nice!), nope not a shrink but a urologist! Why is this bad you ask? Well let me tell you, if you don't need to get a lubed finger up your culo til your 40 then don't, because you could die before you turn 40 and then you took a finger up the butt for no reason!

Anyway after some test next week, I may have to go into the hospital to have a scope shoved in my bladder! Life is to short and it is amazing what has to go right at birth to enjoy a nice, uneventful life! Well imagine what has to happen to go wrong! One bad apple as they say! So enjoy every minute and enjoy your health while you have it!

Until tomorrow..............another E-mail I received, unreal that anyone buys this shit!

GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!!
BRITISH WEB LOTTERY
IS REGISTERED UNDER THE DATA PROTECTION ACT OF; (Registration Z720633X)

The Marina Offices,
St Peters Yacht Basin,
Newcastle upon Tyne,
NE6 1HX
England
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Ref: WINNING NOTIFICATION

We happily announce to you the draw of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY in conjunction with the 2012 Olympic Lottery puzzle, online Sweepstakes International program held on 15th Nov 2006. It is yet to be unclaimed and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this. Your e-mail address attached to the lucky numbers: 2, 3, 17, 22, 40,42, which subsequently won you the lottery in the JACKPOT Category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £2,543,170 (TWO MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE THOUSAND,ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY Pounds Sterlings) in cash credited to file KTU/2012118308/06 and Draw Number:1137.

This is from a total cash prize for winners in this category i.e JACKPOT Bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This is part of the Country's Programme to fund for the Olympic Games in 2012 The £1.5bn Olympic lottery puzzle:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4719851.stm)

The Olympic fund-raising games will include a TV draw The National Lottery may have seemed a relatively simple way of helping pay for the Olympics. The Lottery must raise £1.5bn over the next seven years to pay its share of the public money going into the Olympics. A further £650m will be raised from council tax in London and another £250m from the London Development Agency, while similar sums will be raised from ticket sales, marketing, sponsorship and the sale of television rights.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £2,543,170 will be released to you our payment office in UK. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. To file for your claim, please contact our
Administration Assistant:

NAME: Betts Graham
Administration Assistant
Humber & Wolds Council
Official Email: admin@Graham-Betts.ukvintage.co.uk

Endeavour to email your details text form below and summit it to: admin@Graham-Betts.ukvintage.co.uk
YOUR FULL NAMES: --------
YOUR WINNING NUMBERS:-----------------
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS:---------------
TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBERS:------------
YOUR AGE:------------------
YOUR COUNTRY:----------------
LANGUAGE:------------------
YOUR OCCUPATION:---------------
HAVE YOU EVER WON A LOTTERY BEFORE:----------------
HOW DO YOU FEEL TO BE A WINNER:-----------------
You can go to our online result site to confirm the value of your winnings and also get a prize breakdown. :-
http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/information.do?info=unclaimedprizes

Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Carleton Doyle(Mrs)
Online coordinator
for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.

01-18-07

Saturday I went to pick up an order Lynn placed at a Chinese restaurant that is really quit awsome. The food is awesome and the price is right. In fact it has the best rating and it is one of those little hole in the wall places that you pass a hundred times before I realized I should stop and check it out!

Anyway as soon as I get ropert's review I'm gonna post a review on Quake4. I know this is an older game now, but I have to review it! Stay tuned!

01-16-07

Okay I have had one hell of a time with my computer this weekend! I got 1 nasty virus and it was definitely my fault! You see I try to be very careful about any site I go to and never open any E-mail with an attachment from a person I don't know.

Well I have been being cheap and didn't get Norton, because quit frankly I keep getting one computer after another due to crashes and other unforeseen reasons. Let me tell you, I have learned so frigging much about computers from the first IBM I got in, I think 1995 to present day. The reason for that is, when you go to say, Fry's Electronics, the moron employee's there think that they are computer experts because they deal with the same questions everyday, then recommend crap they don't even know about, leaving you with boxes of useless cards and programs and motherboards that require painstaking procedures, to find the best compatible system that your hard earned money can buy!

Then when you find out that you have to buy better cards, memory, and motherboards, that in fact you could have done in the first place, you tend learn about computers very, very fast.

Anyway that being said, I am waiting for Windows Vista to be released so I can just set up my system to the best damn fortress that it can be against these internet nerds that have nothing better to do than create these useless viruses, then just like the guy that does the high speed chase, get caught and end up ether banned from computers for life, or working for the man himself.

01-09-07

Well I just have to post something. I keep showing this to everyone, and it made me laugh out loud.

Click on the link below so you can see how drugs effect spiders.

(Note: I'm not laughing at the cruelty of the spiders, just watch the whole thing please)

Drugs and Spiders

Anyway I was just watching a movie called cursed and realized how much I love Werewolf (There wolf) movies! I like Vampire movies as well but not as much as werewolf movies, and I'm guessing that it is the monster factor. Ya Vampires are bad and all, but werewolves can come out at anytime of day. So I'm guessing that the people that dress goth and all are liking the Vampires because of all the solitude that comes with it.

Anyway these are some of my favorite Werewolf movies:

American Werewolf in London

American Werewolf in Paris

Cursed

also as switch hitters I recommend.....

To get these to work:

Once you click on it and it comes up bad, just hit the go button and they will work!

Underworld

Underworld2

As this is a new year, we will all (Thebeerguys) be renovation our sites. This includes actually getting people to read :)

I myself have a really good idea brainstorming which will start showing up on a monthly basis. So put on your seatbelts, read and hold on to your

01-07-07

Hello, today is Sunday and I just got back from shopping at the warehouse costco.

Well, I actually got out of there without giving up my arm and leg. So things are going good on my end of the world finally, and I tend to look up at the sky and think to my self of past years, and what I thought was important, and about things I was worried about, that now seem to have absolutely no meaning. Isn't it funny how you worry so intently about things, and they tear your stomach apart, then a year later you don't even remember what the heck it was you were worrying about!? Ya, that's life for you, commit suicide and then a month later decide it wasn't that big of a deal.

I just realized a couple of nights ago that I am on the verge of 40 years old, and only a mere 18 years ago I met Lynn. I was 21 years old, and had no idea what to do with my life. Now I am an Engineer and it is the greatest job I have ever had. I'm not saying it is the greatest job you can have, but just short of being a millionaire or having a dream job, such as Homer Simpson and his bowling job, it ranks as #1 in my book. I'm in a union, have a great pension and am so secure with my life that when I do win the lotto or make some big money in some other way, I will continue to work as an Engineer.

I'm sure you want to know what time it is, so let me show you.

Anyway, I have a particular place I always stop at for my booze.

And I really like Mahib, as he is always genuinely happy to see me every time I go.

There you go Mahib you are now famous!

And to end this night of babbling I leave you with 2 fine pictures of my niece, one with me (When she was normal!) and one with her view in the mirror on acid!

01-06-07

What is love?

I remember growing up. My dad, a cowboy that was raised in New Jersey (Just like Bronco Billy!), my mom from Danmark (Yes Danmark, not Denmark!) The combination was to say the least different. Well lets just say growing up was only hard because of my mothers accent and my fathers way of thinking, such as the simple "My way or the highway!"

Well long story short, I was very goofy growing up to say the least, and the chance of walking down the hallway with a girls hand in tow was like K-Fed being the next Michael Jackson!

I'm 39 now and I remember girls in grade school, hell even kindergarten that I had that strange love attraction to! When boys around me were going "Ewwww!" to girls, I was saying "Hey baby!" Of course this is all a mutt point because I couldn't do anything with them if I wanted.

The real point here is when I got to the age I could hold there hand, and at least kiss them, I was the last person they wanted. These bastards that always saw girls as kootiebug givers were now suddenly interested in them and they just puckered up and accepted them!

Its like picking a line at the grocery store! No matter what one you pick, some jerk two people ahead will cause some ridiculous hold up, which of course only happens when you are in a hurry!

Well as I have said I am now 39 and I really get this love thing, and I have to say that I am the luckiest man on earth, as I have the Golden wife. Why do you ask? Sorry sucker she's mine and if I have to answer that, you are not 100% happy with your lover.

So without further ado I give you, kids takes on the subject of love!

My wife got this E-mail, and quite frankly any advice from the mouths of babe's are sometimes the best advice!

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over
and paint
her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when
his hands
got arthritis too. That's love."

Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is
different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of
your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs."

Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she
takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of
kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they
kiss"

Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you
stop opening
presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with
a friend
who you hate,"

Nikka - age 6

(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he
wears it
everyday."

Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who
are still
friends even after they know each other so well."

Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared.
I looked
at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and
smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody

You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."

Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still
says he is
handsomer than Robert Redford."

Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
alone all day."

Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all
her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and
little
stars come out of you." (what an image)

Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't
think
it's gross."

Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it.
But if you
mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
talked
about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door
neighbor was an
elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
gentleman's
yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the
little
boy said,

"Nothing, I just helped him cry"

01-02-07

Today I simply leave you with a run down of E-mail we all have received

in one way or another.

Happy New Year, may we all get new and better E-mail

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

Oh, and don't forget this one either! I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it> actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's nephew's friend's beautician.

Have a wonderful day.
By the way: A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Author unknown

12-28-06

Do you know what this New Years eve needs?

More Cowbell!

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More Cow Bell

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Also some guy E-mailed me and I don't know if it was just some weirdo scammer pissed off at me for putting the scams on my site or a lagit guy that got a letter from the scammers and he really thought it was me!? Whatever the case he really believed I was scamming him and E-mailed me, and for some dumb reason I deleted it so I cant post it for you but it was something like "I know who you are, shame on you for sending me snail mail, I bet you wonder how I got your E-mail, and then proceeded to call me a name that isn't mine and said I think I'm a lawyer and the Raiders suck!"

That's about the just of it. I'm sure threw time I will get a lot of this, and I guess you try to just blow it off, although I did E-mail him back because his E-mail name was some Star Wars geek name ( I love Star Wars by the way!) Anyway, it was relatively weird to say the least.

www.raiderslinks.com

12-24-06

Well it appears that the Raiders are definitely shooting for a first round special teams, sit on the frigid side line for two seasons, guy for next year, I'm sure they will trade him for a worn down coach or a previously hurt Q.B. or other position player. Well I don't know about any of you other Raiders fans but this is the most painful year ever. But enough of the sorrow because Santa Clause is coming to town, so Santa please let this be the last year old Al (A.K.A Mr. Burns) Davis can run the team please. Thank you that is all.

Merry Christmas.

12-20-06

Well I think I remember talking about snakes awhile back. Well I have snake dreams all the time, usually rattlesnakes . Anyway when I lived in Cheyenne, Wy. as a kid we used to hunt them hard core. Of course now I really regret ever hunting them, and to punish me they are always hunting me in there dreams. I really do deserve that. Anyway I have to go shopping tomorrow as I finally got my bonus today. I have to admit Dr. Lee is a good guy as he gives us a very nice bonus. Anyway if I don't post till Christmas have one and remember to get the ones you love gifts and not feel guilty about it.........

Also Pete made it back to Cheyenne, he's finally home and enjoying a nice blizzard as we speak......

12-16-06

Okay I just spent 5 hours of my life at my nephews Football Banquet to celebrate the end of the High school season and let me tell you church would have been more fun. Not that there is anything wrong with church, don't get me wrong I am a God fearing man, but you all know that you look at the pamphlet to see were you are and when the dragging misery will end. Anyway I hope the boy will take the high road like we talked about and get a starting position next year, but we will see.....

Anyway If you haven't read Kahuna's page read it before you do Finn's. He has a serious rebuttal to Kahuna's outcry. I hope for all of our sakes that this doesn't cause any bad blood between these blood brothers. They have known each other since high school and believe me you people change as they get older!

One more thing I would like to point out myself. I think it really rocks when people give to charities at Christmas, we all take for granted the things we really have. Consider this, if you can barley afford rent be grateful you have a roof over your head, if your car breaks down and its to expensive to fix remember its your fault for not taking care of your vehicle and at least you have one. Anything you bitch about could be worse. In other words, you could be on the street homeless so appreciate what you have.

Back to the charity thing. Again it's awesome that people give to the needy, but remember it doesn't mean that you should feel guilty for giving someone you love a gift. And as I said downward in this post, there are people that are hungry and dying 24 hours a day 7 days a week. So remember charity isn't just for the holidays when your feeling guilty (You guilty bastards!) its for everyday! So if you are serious about charity's do it all the time!

And one last thing, my best friend Deano in Denver, Co has two beautiful children and I'm gonna make a post of these little vermin.

Beer out!

12-16-06

Okay I did this once today, and I have to say I agree with Kahuna and the Microsoft thing. I entered about two paragraphs I tried to save and wala it froze and I didn't get a damn word on this site. I hate that and infact my steam teacher was just telling us his woes about the same thing. I am just grateful it wasn't for an important meeting.

Anyway it has obviously been a few days since I have posted and that is due to this crazy holiday. I am glad however that my first post did not go threw as I had time to read Kahunas page. And so I shout out to him for his unwavering soul and his unselfishness to give these needy children something to look forward to on Christmas. After all are we barbarians? and barbarians part2

I would also like to remind you all, that there are children around the world everyday starving and dying because they have nothing, and the people in these countries don't know what birth control is. Now don't get me wrong, I am grateful that I was born who I am, and I know that these people are very ignorant due to the poorness of there countries, so I simply think we need to teach them not to have children that they can not provide for. Just to finish this I want to say that there is a cure for all this sadness, but we wont cure it till its too late.

Anyway so much for feeling guilty. I went to my Christmas party Thursday night and had a great dinner. I must say Dr.Lee puts on a good party. And in fact he is great with the raffles there must of been 400 gift giveaways. I actually won an I-pod shuffle, the new one. Anyway the great thing about this I-pod thing is they have discovered a way to scrunch the music down so that, depending on the size of music, you can fit 250 to 350 on this little 1GB I-pod. It really rocks. The I-pod is not a Facade!

I give the I-pod 10 beers out of 10beers.

And one more note: I recently posted that I lost a good friend that was crushed by his cement truck and henceforth died. Well on the bright side I just found out that a friend that lived straight across from me in Cheyenne, Wy. is alive and has not committed suicide as previously thought. I looked him up and found that he is alive and well in Idaho. Never give up if you are looking for a childhood friend.

So until tommorrow, CHEERS!

12-12-06

What the heck is dilmax?

Hello all, hope your having a great shopping experience. Let me again vent to all of you. Today on the way home I experienced a rudeness that is a personal pet peeve. Some of you will probably defend it by saying that you do it because other drivers are slow or drive bad. Well let me tell you, if you do this you are the one making this crappy traffic that we experience each and every day. What am I talking about?, well let me enlighten you.

Before 4:00 P.M. you can still park next to the sidewalk. The problem with this is that as the time expires, the parked cars become less and less. Then there are long stretches between