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How Beer Works  http://www.howstuffworks.com/beer2.htm

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 Famous Beer Quotes Here

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Beer Quotes
 The beer bill of rights

See we told you beer was good for you

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/men/9908/30/heart.men

check out "the Rules Of Manhood"

Here is a new Joke for you guys FDA

 check out this "Beer" cartoon

 Here is a photo of a true "BEER FRIDGE" all the way from Ireland!

  Beer troubleshooting

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  Famous "Norm" quotes from "CHEERS"

The Beer Prayer

: Our lager,
: Which art in barrels,
: Hallowed be thy drink,
: Thy will be drunk,
: I will be drunk,
: At home as I am in the tavern,
: Give us this day our foamy head,
: And forgive us our spillages,
: As we forgive those who spill against us,
: And lead us not to incarceration,
: But deliver us from hangovers,
: For thine is the beer,
: The bitter and the lager,
: Forever and ever,
: Barmen

BEER NEWS

Beer News USA, Palo Alto, CA (AP) -- Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.

Now this is what I'm talking about!!

 

THE LAST THINGS ANY MAN
WOULD EVER SAY

 
  • I think that Barry Manilow is one cool motherf...er. 

  • I think hairy butts are really sexy. 

  • Her boobs are just too big. 

  • Sometimes I just want to be held. 

  • That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. 

  • Sure I'd love to wear a condom. 

  • I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

 

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